Total Medals Earned: 970 (From 87 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,790 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (160/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 10/12 (90/150 points)
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Destroy 100 cars
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)
Beat the game
Start already!
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
complete Research Stage 1
complete Research Stage 2
complete Research Stage 3
Medals Earned: 6/22 (35/140 points)
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Kill the king first on any level.
Destroy 100 barrels.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Cover an enemy in acid.
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Crush all castles
Get gold medals on all castles.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (100/285 points)
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Beat all castles in Umbria
Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Beat all castles in Betsonia
Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
Get gold medals in all castles.
Medals Earned: 3/14 (45/500 points)
Kill your first enemy.
Let history take its course.
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Launch your first mortar strike.
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Die without killing a single enemy.
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Destroy 6 tanks.
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Survive for 250 hours.
Chain 4 explosions.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (60/485 points)
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
You Win.
Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Beat the game with a certain score..
Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (195/195 points)
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)